I swear this is happening to me yet again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are starting over. It's like a curse. To be honest, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- This can't be real
- I need a vacation
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran here away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of chickens came out over a car. They were flying all over the place, and people were laughing. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe what just took place. Oh my goodness, I think I'm going to pass out! Everything was just beyond belief.
- It's unreal
- Seriously though
- I'm going to have to write this down
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I re-read what I've been told?